My Momma
26 Jul 2011 Leave a Comment
The woman seriously cracks me up. We don’t have that normal mom-daughter relationship. More like friends with a side of sass.
But seriously, the woman says some funny shit. I am my mother’s daughter, after all. But most recently – as in like 3 minutes ago – she was IMing me on Facebook.
And so this is now my new Facebook status… and probably my phone is about to ring and I’m about to get a whole lotta sass coming my way, but honestly, I’m dying laughing!
Reasons why I love my mother:
Mom: Did you hear about the slasher?
Me: WTH?
Mom: Some guy taking a box cutter and cuttin’ people’s asses and then getting away. Dad wanted me to go with him tomorrow but I said “Hell no – as big as my ass is I’d bleed to death”
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mom: It’s not funny!!! 5 people got hurt. Can you imagine having stitches in your ass? Crazy ass people.
